William Grouse

Author

WILLIAM GROUSE is a freelance writer, humorist, and editor. A member of the National Proofraders' Association, he specializes in literary projects that are as short and poorly justified as this paragraph.

I Have The Best Words is his first edition for Cynehelm Press.

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Books by William Grouse

I Have The Best Words:
Classic Poems Made Even Great By An Anonymous Genius of Stagerring Genius

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Anonymous, edited by William Grouse
List $10.99 US / $12.99 CAN

From the author:

This book was written by me, a genius. I saw the best words written throughout history by some very fine poets, tremendous poets, many people said so, and I thought, what if a big GENIUS took the best poems and made them EVEN BETTER?!

Compiled & edited by Bill Grouse—terrific guy, I like him a lot—this collection of classic poems has been, shall we say, "trumped up" for a generation who doesn't have time for all that old stuff. Nobody knows more about poetry than me. I think it's going to be the most-watched poetry book in America.